Session Start: Sat Oct 02 22:13:37 1999
<Chuma> we are not gonna get along if you keep taking pot shots
<Chuma> I suggest for the good of the clan
<chuma> you get rid of any problems you have with me
<Chuma> and get off my case
<clarkus> lol
<clarkus> your funny
<Chuma> am I laughing?
<Chuma> no
<Chuma> I mean it
<Chuma> stop the fucking shit now before it degenerates and start to retaliate
<clarkus> it was quite obvious when i said "thats funny for you" that it was meant
          as a compliment.
<clarkus> lol
<Chuma> praising with feignt damns
<clarkus> now you wanna make me think your a twat?
<Chuma> do I care?
<Chuma> you have a problem, tough shit.  you have a chip on your shoulder
<clarkus> hahahhaha
<clarkus> oh ok!
<Chuma> probably cos you got shot up in a praccy
<Chuma> and you cant get pver it
<Chuma> even tho any other team in the ukcl would have done the same
<clarkus> wtf?
<clarkus> i didnt care that i didnt make the team
<Chuma> your tantrum cos I shot you while you were lagged
<clarkus> wtf?
<clarkus> must talk shit
<Chuma> then you lost anotehr 3 frags cos you were whittering on instead of
        playing
<clarkus> i must of only said 3 words max
<clarkus> infact no
<Chuma> you went on and on about it
<clarkus> i said 2
<clarkus> wtf?
<clarkus> no i didnt
<clarkus> i said 
<clarkus> "ta"
<Chuma> you started making digs
<clarkus> then i said
<clarkus> "ta again"
<clarkus> your talking shit
<clarkus> no i didnt
<Chuma> and complaining that "its lame"
<Chuma> shall I get the logs?
<clarkus> must lie
<Chuma> we keep them from ng
<clarkus> yes 
<clarkus> show me
<Chuma> ok, ill ask phil to retrueve them
<clarkus> i never said "its lame"
<clarkus> good
<Chuma> you said more than 3 wods you lying shit
<clarkus> lol
<clarkus> your a twat
<Chuma> you stopped in your tracks and wouldnt shut up about it
<Chuma> then complained afterwards
<clarkus> hmm must lie
<Chuma> no clarkus, youre being a stupid prick and cant see it
<clarkus> you wanna shuut up now cos your talking bollox
<Chuma> and then afterwards stone asked me for tactical advice
<clarkus> so?
<Chuma> and wen I said feel free to ignroe it as a joke
<Chuma> you naturally say "WILL DO!"
<Chuma> cos youre a prat
<Chuma> do I threaten you?
<clarkus> hmmmmmm
<Chuma> is that it?
<clarkus> er ?
<clarkus> no
<Chuma> new guy joins the clan and you feel threatened?
<clarkus> are you better than me?
<Chuma> I really wouldnt know
<clarkus> cept we joined at the same time?
<clarkus> oh you get all your facts right
<Chuma> erm, when *I* joined you were here
<Chuma> thats as much as I know
<Chuma> and did I say you DIDNT join at the same time?
<Chuma> NO
<clarkus> i had been here about a week b4 you joined
<Chuma> so whose making assumptions?
<Chuma> and did I say you DIDNT join at the same time?
<Chuma> I said you were here when I joined
<clarkus> well yes you did
<Chuma> I said I was new to the clan
<Chuma> is that lies?
<Chuma> no
<clarkus> yes
<clarkus> it is
<Chuma> oh so im NOT new to eoa?
<clarkus> yes you are
<clarkus> you just joined
<clarkus> stupid?
<Chuma> and you were here when I joined
<clarkus> yes...?
<Chuma> is that a lie?
<clarkus> nope
<Chuma> so let me just recap
<Chuma> ahem
<clarkus> ok
<Chuma> you WRE here when I joined
<clarkus> k
<Chuma> cos you were on the clan player list
<clarkus> i wre
<clarkus> k
<Chuma> was
<Chuma> not were
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> cos that says were doesnt it?
<clarkus> oh no.
<Chuma> so if yer gonna take the p[iss out of typos, get your grammer right:P
<clarkus> k sos for the p[iss take
<Chuma> so lets recap
<Chuma> <Chuma> I said you were here when I joined
<Chuma> <clarkus> well yes you did
<Chuma> <Chuma> I said I was new to the clan
<Chuma> <Chuma> is that lies?
<Chuma> <Chuma> no
<Chuma> <clarkus> yes
<Chuma> and now youre saying its NOT lies
<Chuma> so that proves youre a liar
<clarkus> wtf are we talking about anyway?
<Chuma> you just contradicted yourself
<clarkus> so????????
<Chuma> which pretty much shows youre speaking crap
<clarkus> oh ok!
<clarkus> have you finished?
<Chuma> wanna say thats a lie too?
<clarkus> sure
<Chuma> no not really
<clarkus> thats a lie
<clarkus> keep goin then
<clarkus> i likes this
<Chuma> well lets see
<clarkus> ........
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> lets
<Chuma> the first day I played
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> did you explode?
<clarkus> COME ON!
<Chuma> I had a game where you bitched and moaned about being shot up when the
        same thing happened to me, so lets face it, I played bythe same rules
        as your team
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> and?
<Chuma> and CERTAINLY by the same rules as any other team would in the ukcl
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> and?
<Chuma> you think they would wait for you to stop talking ?
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> and?
<clarkus> you think i really care about any of this?
<Chuma> answer the question
<Chuma> no cos youre a prick
<clarkus> oh im reading it
<clarkus> k
<Chuma> and you have to just dismiss everything cos youre losing the conversation
        as Im showin you up
<clarkus> oh yes you are
<Chuma> I will sy this ONCE and make it very clear
* clarkus goes to hide
<clarkus> k
<Chuma> you have a problem
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> which is?
<Chuma> you have serious problems with me for NO reason
<clarkus> lol
<clarkus> serious?
<clarkus> quake
<clarkus> game
<clarkus> nar
<clarkus> its SERIOUS REAL LIFE
<clarkus> isnt it?
<Chuma> well it seems to have rattled your cage cos youve been bitching like a
        woman since I joined
<clarkus> lol
<clarkus> you talk shit!
<clarkus> im bitching ?
<clarkus> no im just playing along with your bollox
<Chuma> thats 7 times youve said that
<Chuma> any other insults spring to mind?
<clarkus> sure
<clarkus> what wuold you like?
<clarkus> gay?
<clarkus> twat?
<clarkus> wanker?
<Chuma> oh... kill me with your spontaneous wit
<clarkus> any of those?
<Chuma> gay... rather homophobic of you
<clarkus> spose
<clarkus> i meant happy tho
<Chuma> bullshit
<clarkus> wheree?
<clarkus> i see no bulls
<Chuma> oh that wit is getting better
<clarkus> i know!
<clarkus> sex?
<Chuma> youve grasped the basics of irony
<clarkus> think you could be anymore serious?
<Chuma> probably
<clarkus> oh ok
<Chuma> yuo make my life shit in this clan youll have an enemy
<clarkus> that would be rather sad
<clarkus> oh no :(
<Chuma> you wanna keep this up, youll get shit your way
<clarkus> heh
<clarkus> oh im scared!
<Chuma> you wanna fuck this and bury the hatchet it would be appreciated
<clarkus> sure!
<Chuma> but I mean it very seriously.  any more consistant comments, insult and
        shit, and it WILL degenerate
<clarkus> well i think you have the prob, im the same with everyone and i dont
          really give a shit either
<Chuma> and thatll be a big shame for the clan
<Chuma> well clarkus a little thought for you
<clarkus> yup
<Chuma> behind words on a screen
<Chuma> is a real person
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> really ?!
<Chuma> so your little jests and insults fuck REAL people off
<Chuma> when you do it all the time
<clarkus> so?
<Chuma> Im not an eliza script
<clarkus> do i care?
<clarkus> ow i thought you were
<Chuma> no yu probably dont
<clarkus> well then
<Chuma> which is why its like talking to a brick wall to talk to you
<clarkus> so your offended?
<clarkus> k
<Chuma> and why you have a serious problem
<clarkus> heh
<clarkus> serious problem
<Chuma> offended? no... brassed off? yes
<clarkus> hmm brass
<Chuma> tell me clarkus, would you call people twats to their faces?
<Chuma> or just on irc where yer safe?
<clarkus> yes
<clarkus> to there faces
<clarkus> esp you
<clarkus> BUT
<Chuma> well see
<Chuma> wait for the next lan meet
<clarkus> in real life you prolly aint a twat
<clarkus> your just being one now
<Chuma> oh im not on here either.  I also aint that strong irl, but I wouldnt put
        up with the crap youve shwon me the last 2 weeks
<clarkus> wtf are you talking about ?!
<clarkus> wot crap?
<clarkus> have i completly missed something?
<Chuma> yes
<clarkus> are you talking to the wrong person?
<Chuma> the entire conversation
<clarkus> nar i saw that
<Chuma> and if you REALLY cant see yourself doing it
<Chuma> Id analyse what you say more closely
<clarkus> doin wot?
<clarkus> calling you a twat?
<Chuma> Im not gonna bother repeating myelf
<clarkus> k then
* clarkus cares
<Chuma> Its a waste of my own fingers
<clarkus> spose
<Chuma> so like, try treating people with a MODICOM of respect and you get it back
        trust me, its the biggest way of getting me onside with anyone.
        consideration and respect.  I thought earlier you were trying to leave it
        when you gave out your bw connect... now I doubt it
<clarkus> spose
<Chuma> if tehres one reason Im gonna hate this clan, I can see it being you atm
<clarkus> spose
* clarkus cares
<clarkus> i aint gonna change just so you stop being "brassed off"
<Chuma> geez.  why do I always have to attract the attentions of the kiddies with
        chip son their shoudlers
<clarkus> i say wot i want
<clarkus> cos you sound like a twat?
<Chuma> you say what you want
<Chuma> unfortunately
<Chuma> you repeat yourself over and over like a record
<clarkus> yes well isnt that the way it should be?
<clarkus> so?
<Chuma> youre a twat... youre a twat... youre a twat, spose spose, youre a twat,
        spose do i care?  do I care, youre a twat, do i care, spose
<Chuma> im sure there is a fast show sketch there somewhere
<clarkus> WELL EXACTLY !
* clarkus cares
<clarkus> i really dont give a shit
<clarkus> so stfu
<Chuma> I wont waste my time any further... not really very difficult have a
        battle of wits with a parrot
<clarkus> heh
<clarkus> k
<clarkus> BI!
<Chuma> see you in praccy tommorow... oh and watch yer back
<clarkus> lol
<clarkus> ok i will!
* clarkus fears chuma
Session Close: Sat Oct 02 22:42:49 1999